Different Kinds of Membership

Member of the Original Board
There is no use in trying. There can never be a vacancy in this category. Sorry!

Member of the Board
There are two "vacancies" in the Board, and they are filled with truly bizarre members on a yearly basis.

Just Member
A category for the bizarrest, The Just Members are choosen by the Board.

Simple Member
The lowest form of membership.

Honorary Member
For special persons.

Not a Member At All
How humiliating!

Excluded Member
Real lowlife!